What??
There's this really cool dude, ok? He's standing around being all chill, like cool dudes are known to do sometimes. A cool dude like this probably has a real cool name. But he probably wouldn't just tell you what it was if you asked. He'd be way too busy for that. Busy being totally sweet.But you could always try to guess his name. And if you were right, he might nod ever so slightly. That's a cool dude's way of letting you know there might just be hope for you yet.
Enter name.
This guy doesn't have time for this sort of bullshit.
Examine room.
Your name is DAVE. It is an UNSEASONABLY WARM April day. You have a penchant for READING CONSPIRACY THEORIES on your SHITTY LAPTOP. You like to rave about ARTISTS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF BUT YOU. You listen to BREAKCORE and many EDM genres such as GABBER, HAPPY HARDCORE, HARDCORE, AND SPEEDCORE. Anything LOUD is sure to be a good beat. You host RAVES in your room and blast music with SURROUND BASS SPEAKERS. You maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS BLOGS, WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILES. And if the inspiration strikes, you won't hesitate to drop some PHAT RHYMES on a mofo and REPRESENT.What will you do?
Examine room.
You have a pretty chill criteria when it comes to people interacting with you. You pretty much dont give a shit about who you are. Well, unless someone fits this list's criteria, youre all good.While theres not much to deal with when interacting, you tend to SWEAR alot, say slurs you can reclaim, and RAMBLING about various topics.Despite being cool as hell, you are SINGLE and is looking for a partner with similar interests.You are BISEUXAL and TRANSMASCULINE, but do not associate yourself with the LGBTQ community.Thats pretty much all there is to know. For more information, click the following link